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Crazed monkeys and limbless Frenchmen: This is The News

Spread out before me is the latest copy of the Bali Advertiser, a local rag published mostly in English, which I picked up at the front of Biku cafe last week. 
I’d stopped in to Biku for a coffee and tarot reading (both very good). I would have skipped the tarot and read the Local News headlines, if I’d realised it was such gripping stuff, particularly the local news page which featured stories on a killer monkey and a limbless swimmer.
East Bali residents hunt down killer monkey:
Residents of Nongan Village, Karangasem, East Bali, are still searching for a crazed monkey that attacked and killed a man on Monday 14/5…Villagers suspected that the monkey was seeking revenge for a previous gunshot wound when the monkey was shot by hunters. “Any monkey that is not a pet is a suspect,” said Police Chief Adjunct Senior Commissioner of Karangasem Jefri Torunde.  
Limbless Frenchman Swims from PNG to Indonesia:
A Frenchman who lost his limbs in an electrical accident has..(swim) from Papua New Guinea to Indonesia in the first stretch of a mission to swim between five continents.
Apparently, it took 7.5 hours to cover the 20-km journey. 

Other stories included the Australian drug smuggler Schapelle Corby’s sentence being cut, a plague of tuberculosis in Eastern Indonesia and a tale of a 54-year-old Australian hairdresser being nabbed with a kilogram of hash and 5g of crystal meth IN his body (seriously uncomfortable).

Travel deals: 10 June 2012

Land of the Thunder Dragon, Bhutan

AUSTRALIA

$ VICTORIA
With the AFL season in full swing, Melbourne streets are
a sea of two-tone colour combinations. Wear your heart on your sleeve, or
around your neck and join the throngs at Etihad Stadium. Every room in the nearby
Hilton Melbourne South Wharf has a city view, and the hotel is offering guests
20 percent off when they stay two nights, until December 31. Book seven nights
before you stay, rooms start from
$188 a night, 1300 445 866, hiltonmelbourne.com.au
$$ TASMANIA
In Tasmania’s highlands, your stomach will find its
heartland at Peppers Cradle Mountain Lodge. Block your diary out for an
afternoon of Signature wine & cheese tasting, a three-course dinner in the
Highland restaurant as well as breakfast daily on its two-night Gourmet Escape,
staying in a Pencil Pine cabin. Appease guilt by strolling paths through some
of Australia’s most spectacular wilderness. Book and travel before August 31.
Normally $357, pay $292 a person for two nights, twin share, 1300 987 600, peppers.com.au
Cypress Lakes Resort
$$ NSW
If you
dream of golf or wine in your sleep, take it the next step at the Hunter
Valley’s Cypress Lakes Resort, whose 200 villas overlook an 18-hole
championship golf course or vineyards. The villas are self-contained and there
are also three pools, gym, kids’ club and golf and tennis clinics. Stay three
nights, pay for two on midweek stays Monday-Thursday. Accommodation is a
one-bedroom villa and includes buffet breakfast and Peter Morrissey toiletries.
Stay before July 30, costs from $398 a villa, 1800 061 818, cyrpessresort.com.au
$$$ QUEENSLAND
Cosy up at the Gold Coast’s most decorated hotel, the
lush Palazzo Versace, whose Captain’s Lounge, Aqua Marine package includes one
night’s accommodation, breakfast and 2.5 hours whale spotting in the VIP
Captain’s Lounge on the $3.5 million custom-designed whale watching vessel, Spirit of Migloo. Snack as you spot
humpback whales, dolphins, pelicans and hunting birds. Travel until 1 November,
costs $639 for two people, (07) 5509 8000, palazzoversace.com.au
Longitude 131, Uluru
$$$$ NT
One of the world’s most iconic views can be found outside
your luxury safari tent at Uluru’s Voyages Longitude 131° wilderness camp. Save
$468 a person when you book by March 31, travel until June 20 and December 1 –
March 31. Package includes all meals, drinks, tours, entrance to Uluru-Kata
Tjuta National park and return Ayres Rock Airport transfers. Costs from $2634 a
person for three nights, twin share, 1800 044 066 travel-associates.com.au
$$$$ LORD HOWE ISLAND
Set off the coast of Port Macquarie, Lord Howe Island is
billed as the world’s last paradise, with coral reefs to snorkel, fish to play
with and green sea turtles to admire. Capella Lodge’s Fly Free, Stay 7 Pay 6
rolls two deals into one, with free flights from Sydney and a free night when
you book a week’s stay on the island, saving $2200 a person. Travel between
July 28 – September 30. Costs from $3900 a person, twin share, (02) 9918 4355, capellalodge.com.au
INTERNATIONAL
$ GERMANY
Dresden’s old town is postcard perfect, with an ambience
of culture. Camp at the new Swissôtel
Dresden Am Schloss
and save 20 percent on the best available rate
when you stay two nights or more on stays between June 30 and September 2. Ask
about their double air miles and get a room upgrade and late check-out. Costs
from $112 a night, 1800 12 1043, swissotel.com
Amari Emerald Cove Koh Chang
$$ THAILAND
Set on the Cambodian border, over 70 percent of the Thai
island of Koh Chang is lush rainforest, with rushing waterfalls and idyllic
beaches. And it sounds even better with a bargain: Amari Emerald Cove Koh Chang
is offering six nights for the price of three on stays between June 6-26 and
July 11-October 31. Honeymooners also get 4pm check out, fruit, flowers and
cake. Costs from $717 a person for six nights, twin share, 1300 939 414,
flightcentre.com.au
$$$ TIMOR-LESTE
Say hi to the neighbours, also one of the world’s newest
democracies, Timor-Leste. Intrepid’s 15-day tour stays at simple huts on remote
beaches, joins in local eco-tourism projects and spots whales while crossing
the Wetar Strait to Atauro Island and explore in an outrigger. Save $675 when
you book before July 11 for July 15 departures. Costs $2025 a person, land
only, 1300 018 871, intrepidtravel.com  
Timor-Leste woman (Intrepid Travel)
$$$ EAST AFRICA
See the best of the African east, covering Kenya, Rwanda,
Tanzania and Uganda by safari truck with up to 23 new mates, ticking the Big
Five off your safari list. Save 30 percent off Gecko’s 22-day Complete East
Africa trip when booked before June 30, for travel by December 31. Prices
include transport crew, all park fees and camping gear.  Was $4448, now $3580 a person, twin share
1300 854 500, geckosadventures.com
$$$$$ ENGLAND
Celebrate Chic Britannia by doing London in serious
style. Your hotel is either the deeply luxurious 45 Park Lane in Mayfair or the
The Hempel near Hyde Park. Add on dinner at Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester,
afternoon teas at The Ritz and Brown’s Hotel and passes to the Tate Gallery,
V&A Museum and Buckingham Palace’s ‘Diamonds: A royal Jubilee Celebration”.
Includes return business-class fares with China Southern Save 5 percent on
bookings before June 30 for travel between June 30 – October 7. Costs from
$9585.50 a person, for five days, twin share, (02) 9144 6015, thechictourismcollection.com
TOURWATCH BHUTAN
Inner peace is found in the “land of the thunder dragon”,
the ancient Buddhist Kingdom of Bhutan, which hosts the Mindfulness Yoga and
Meditation Retreat in January 2013. This 11-day tour explores the remote
Thimphu and Punakha valleys, with guided walks and visits to temples and
markets around the Paro valley as well as a Lhab Sang Puja, a ritual ceremony
and blessing by Buddhist monks. The journey includes six nights at the
luxurious Zhiwa Ling Resort where Mindfulness Yoga instructor Sally Flynn will
lead the group through meditation and yoga suitable for all comers, from
beginners to devotees. The tour departs on January 9, 2013. Costs from $4323 a
person twin share (excludes airfares), 1300 367 875, bhutan.com.au

Source: Sun Herald

TRAVEL DEALS 3 June 2012

AUSTRALIA
SOUTH AUSTRALIA
Tee off on the championship 18-hole golf course, then
dine on local crayfish: that’s sooo Victor Harbour. Top it off with a stay at
the McCracken Country Club for just $99 a couple for one night to complete a
great break. Stay two nights and get a bottle of wine and free dinner, stay
three nights and get your green fees thrown in as well. Book until June 24,
stay until August 31, (08) 8551
0200, countryclubs.com.au/wintersale
VICTORIA
Winter’s coming so it’s time to rug up and break out the
fortified wines. Go back to the heartland, Rutherglen, where it all began in
Australia, which holds its annual Winery Walkabout next weekend. All winter, Tuileries
Rutherglen is offering a two-night midweek package that includes cooked
breakfast, cocktails and a three-course dinner for two. Save $160 until August
31, costs $415 a couple, two nights, (02) 6032
9033, tuileriesrutherglen.com.au

Sea World

QUEENSLAND
Check out -TRex and mates at Sea World’s new Dinosaur
Island, on the glittering Gold Coast. Linked by monorail to the fun park, the
4.5-star Sea World Resort & Water has a day spa and two lagoon pools. Stay
until June 29 and save up to 65 percent, with unlimited entry to Warner Bros
Movie World, Sea World and Wet’n’Wild Water World.  Stay two nights and get free tickets to Sea
World’s dolphin show. Costs $139 for two adults, $10 for each kid, 1800 074
448, myfun.com.au
TASMANIA
It may be a small island, but seven days in Tassie and
you’ll be on your feet to see the island’s icons, including serene Lake St
Clair, a cruise on the Gordon River, cheese tasting and Launceston’s fabulous
Cataract Gorge. Book the Western Icons Best Buys Guided Tour six months in
advance and save $170 per couple. Tours run from September 18 to August 31
2013. Costs from $1615 a person, twin share (land only), 1300 228 546, aatkings.com.au
NSW
The larder’s full of the best of the Hunter: Peterson
Champagne House Sparkling Cuvee, the Smelly Cheese Shop’s cheese platter,
Margan wine and sweets from the Hunter Valley Chocolate Company. Save $110 on a
three-night midweek getaway at the adults-only retreat, Somewhere Unique, set
amongst the bushland in Wollombi. Also
included is a brekky hamper and bikes to work it all off, until August 31.
Costs $798 a couple, three nights, (02) 4998 3257, quote “Midweek Winter
Getaway”, somewhereunique.com.au
TRANS-AUSTRALIA
Go for Gold! We don’t mean become an Olympian, we mean
travel Gold Service on the Indian-Pacific, and save $525 on the iconic
trans-Australian crossing from Perth to Sydney. Gold class gets you a cosy
sleeper with ensuite, a steward to fluff pillows and bring you a morning cuppa,
journey commentary, all meals, tea and coffee.  Book before June 30, travel until August 31. Costs
$1653 one-way, 132 147.
The Sarojin, Thailand

INTERNATIONAL

THAILAND
Wine lovers in Asia are on first-name basis with The
Sarojin’s sommelier, Dawid Koegelenberg, four-time winner of the Wine
Spectator’s award of excellence and darling of the London A-list for serious
wine dinners. Get one night free for every night you stay at the hotel, an hour
north of Phuket, until October 31 – which means stay three nights, get three
nights free, with free breakfast and sparkling wine. Costs from $412 a night, a
room, 02 9211 6590, sarojin.com

VIETNAM
There are parts of the world that tell you just to stop,
smell the roses, the jasmine, the sandalwood and the champagne; to wit Vietnam’s
Nam Hai hotel. Set on Hoi An beach, your bed for the night is a pool villa,
with never-ending champagne on the breakfast buffet,  butler service, a spa treatment, lunch,
afternoon tea, snacks in the villa and mini-bar a-go. Book two nights before 30
June for travel before March 31, get another night free, from $1803 a person
for three nights, 1300 320 795, adventureworld.com.au

Pines Lodge, Beaver Creek

USA
Rated North America’s top ski resort, Colorado’s Beaver
Creek has its fair share of celebrity fans (think Tom Hanks, Tiger Woods), yet
you can still find a bargain in town: save 35 percent, that’s $247, at the
ski-in Pines Lodge. Stay seven nights, get a six-day lift pass valid at Beaver
Creek, Vaile, Breckenridge and Keystone resorts. Book before October 1, travel
November 21 – December 14. Costs $829 a person, twin share, 1800 335 724, mogulski.com.au

INDONESIA
You know you deserve a personal assistant, and COMO
Shambhala’s people excel at the job: let them lead you to a yoga class, to your wellness
consultation, to your massage…  Book a
fully inclusive seven-night wellness programme at the breathtaking Ubud retreat
which includes full board and they’ll add three massages, transfers, all meals
and activities, until March 31st 2013. Costs $5,180 for two people, +61 361 978
888, comoshambhala.como.bz

Canada’s Rocky Mountaineer

 CANADA

Be nurtured by nature as you roll through the Canadian
Rocky Mountains, spotting bears, eagles and majestic deer while nursing a drink.
This eight-day tour includes two nights on the Rocky Mountaineer in
RedLeaf  class, seven night’s
accommodation, tours of Vancouver, Jasper and Banff, a helicopter tour and a
bonus $550 credit to spend on meals, hotel or cabin upgrades. Costs from $2899
a person, twin share, 1800 044 066, travel-associates.com.au

TOURWATCH
See and capture the beauty of Turkey through the eyes of
Lonely Planet photographer Richard I’Anson, author of a swathe of take-me-there
coffee table travel photography and guidebooks. And what’s more, he’ll help you
snap the shutter on your own amazing photographs of one of the world’s most
fascinating countries. Split between East and West, Turkey straddles two
continents and the stops on this tour, which include Antalya, Cappadocia,
Istanbul and Fethiye, give plenty of unique subject matter, from cave towns to whirling
dervishes, ancient markets and classic Mediterranean seaside beauty. The tour
includes boutique four-star accommodation, transport and entrance fees. Departs
August 19, costs $3999 a person, land only, 1300 720 000, worldexpeditions.com

TRAVEL DEALS: 27 May


AUSTRALIA

$ TAS
It’s all about the oysters in this part of the world: take a
seat on your suite’s balcony and you’ll be looking across the D’Entrecasteaux
Channel to Bruny Island, where the oysters are so big, they have their own
postcode. Not beloved of the bivalve? You’ll still enjoy a 34 percent discount
at The Cove Kettering Luxury Suites, until September 30. Costs from $180 a
night, 1300 130 485, travel.com.au
$$ NSW
The brand-new Gibraltar Hotel Bowral on the southern
highlands is 1½ hours from the city. The 72-room hotel’s opening package throws
in $273 extra value which includes one night’s accommodation, two one-hour Kodo
massages in the Bowral Day Spa, breakfast, wi-fi, two rounds of golf or a yoga
class, and the chance to book an extra night for $175. Stay Sunday-Friday, or
add $70 for a Saturday night stay. Total value, $612, costs $349 a room, (02) 4862
8600, gibraltarbowral.com.au
$$$ VIC
Forget the Tour d’France, what about a tour of Gippsland?
The 2012 RACV Great Victorian Bike Ride, pictured, November 24 – December 2, cycles from Lakes
Entrance to Phillip Island, and more than 4000 cyclists are expected to turn
up. And they’ll all be camping (there is a softie motel option, too). The 591km,
nine-day tour averages 70km a day and is fully catered for, with medical teams
at the ready. Book by July 27 to save $100, costs $865 for adults, $625 for
kids 13-17, $315 for kids 6-12. Three- and one-day options also offered, 1800
616 600, greatvic.com.au 

$$$ SA
It takes just an hour to blow the cobwebs out of the hire
car from Adelaide airport to the liquid heaven that is the Barossa Valley. One
of the swishest little self-contained cottages in the Barossa, Seppeltsfield
Vineyard Cottage sits on its own boutique vineyard in the historic heart of the
wine region. Normally $620 a night, until August 31, its winter weekend package
costs $570 for two nights, (08)
8563 4059
, seppeltsfieldvineyardcottage.com.au
$$$$ QLD
Flip the dictionary open at ‘glamping’ and you’ll find a
picture of one of Wilson Island’s six five-star safari tents. The little island
is a coral quay off Gladstone, on the Queensland coast, and takes just 12 lucky
guests over 18 years. Book before August 31 for its four-night package which
includes full board and free boat transfers from Gladstone. Costs from $2195 a
person, twin share, 1800 044 066, travel-associates.com.au


$$$$$ WA
The remote Ngauwudu Safari Camp, high up on the
Kimberley’s Mitchell Plateau, is open exclusively to Outback Spirit guests when
they explore this remote corner of the Kimberley on a 15-day journey which
includes viewing Bradshaw and Wandjina rock art and a helicopter spin over the
fabulous Mitchell Falls. Save $500 a person on selected departures of the
Exquisite Kimberley Adventure in August and September, costs $7395 a person,
twin share, 1800 688 222, outbackspirit.net.au
INTERNATIONAL
$ MALAYSIA
Malacca is between Kuala Lumpur and Singapore and its
historic quarter bears the hallmarks of Peranakan Chinese culture and its role
as a former Dutch colony. Stay two nights and get the third night half-price at
the Majestic Malacca resort on stays before September 30 (excludes July 20 –
August 30). Costs from $385 for three nights, +60 3 2783 1000, ytlhotels.com
$$ EUROPE
Skip the summer crowds and meet the real locals on a
Winter Express 11-day trip through six countries. Cycle Amsterdam, cruise
Venice’s canals, see why Paris is called the city of light. Starting and ending
in London, the tour includes most meals, coach transport and a witty leader and
driver, from November 2012– March 2013. Save up to 10 percent if booked by June
11, Costs from $987, 1300 886 332, topdeck.travel
$$$ TAHITI
Shake it with the professionals during French Polynesia’s
Heiva Festival, a celebration of life. The two-month festival, which runs until
July 22, is a burst of music, colour and local traditions. Grab a package that
includes airfares, transfers, seven nights at Sofitel properties and get a free
4×4 champagne sunset tour, from June 1 – October 31. Costs from $3950 a person,
twin share, 1300 858 305, sofitel-frenchpolynesia.com
$$$ NEW ZEALAND
Get a glimpse of Maori culture at a Hangi feast and
concert, followed by a visit to the Agrodome Sheep Show, then balance with the
unearthly beauty of the Milford Sound and Bay of Islands. Book this 17-day
coach tour six months before you travel and save up to $380 a couple on
departures from October 6 to September 30. Costs from $3775 a person, twin
share (land only), 1300 228 546, aatkings.com.au
$$$$$ USA
If diamonds are your best friend, you’ll love learning
how those little beauties are fashioned for your fingers. And maybe snap up one
or two at wholesale prices. Why not get a Mac make-up lesson, zip over the
skyline by chopper, go behind the scenes on Broadway and get luscious locks at
Bumble & Bumble? Oh New York, you really do spoil us. Book a seven-night Quintessential
New York journey before June 15, quote SHNY, and get a free night at the Hotel-on-Rivington,
worth $400. Tour departs November 17, costs $5899
a person, twin share, 0408 721 569, travellingdivas.com.au
TOURWATCH
Majestic pines, rugged cliff faces, the fine arches of
historic buildings and perfect sweeps of sand make Norfolk Island a painter’s
paradise. Catch the vivid colours and scenery of the South Pacific on a seven-night
painting holiday. You’ll be accompanied by Australian artist Belinda Biggs, who
offers artistic tuition during the week: you don’t have to be the next Gauguin, beginners are most welcome. When you’re not wielding
the brush, explore the island’s history, the sights of World Heritage-listed
Kingston or its coral reefs. Psst: it’s a tax-free shopping haven, too. Package
includes flights to the island, seven nights’ twin-share accommodation at
Hibiscus Aloha, car hire, transfers, a round of golf and guided walk. Travel
October 5-12, costs $1780 a person, 1800 140 066, travelcentre.nf

What I love about Bali: a short list

Rice paddies, Tabanan regency.

  1. Out on the street, you rip your favourite shirt: disaster? No! there’s a tailor within 100 yards, who’ll whip it off you, let you wait in the change room and stitch it up, better than new, for $1, in five minutes. 
  2. Run out of petrol in the middle of the street? Someone will sell you an old Absolut Vodka bottle of petrol for a buck, and nobody’ll scream while you refill the car, which has stopped in the middle of the street.
  3. A happy, friendly, competent nanny costs $6 an hour, leaving you free to nip down to the spa for a:
  4. $20 facial, $10 pedicure, $20 hour-long massage.
  5. Kangkung: water spinach lightly cooked with sliced garlic and chilli. Alone, worth the trip to Bali.
  6. Year-round warmth. It may rain occasionally, but even the rain is warm. 
  7. Easy visas: you pays your $20 at the door, you gets in. No queuing for six weeks with the chance of getting rejected (hello, India, China?) Remembering the 150,000Rp departure tax is a bit of a pain, but there are plenty of people to remind you. 
  8. Juice-tastic breakfasts: mango, watermelon, papaya, mint, all with a
    healthy dose of ginger. Pure goodness, right from first light.
  9. Alila Villas Soori.
  10. Pools. Is it physically possible to rent a Balinese hotel room/villa without a pool? Well, yes, I guess if you are staying in a losmen (the super, super cheap Indonesian digs which can comprise just a single bed and a squattie loo). Otherwise, bring on the daily swim!
  11. Find your style: you can do swank, you can do budget. You can do whatever you want on the island, from Bulgari to backpacker.

TRAVEL DEALS: 20 May 2012

Sea World, Qld

SA

Riesling lovers, go back to the heartland with a private day
tour of the beautiful Clare Valley, north of Adelaide. After a civilised 9am
pick-up, visit cellar doors including Pikes, Jim Barry and Annie’s Lane, with
morning tea at the birthplace of poet CJ Dennis, of The Sentimental Bloke fame.
Lunch is at the gorgeous Skillogalee. Winter specials save $100 a person, until
end August. Costs $395 a person based on two people travelling, 0418 222 767,
ggca.com.au
NSW

Mudgee comes to the Big Smoke to show its wares to city
slickers during the Pyrmont Festival of wine, food and art, running now until
May 27. Out-of-towners can take advantage of festival hotel deals at the nearby
 3.5-star Aspire Hotel Sydney, in Ultimo.
Save $171, costs $119 a night, 02 9211 1499, aspirehotel.com. The 5-star
Darling Hotel is cutting 20 percent off the best rate of the day on bookings
until May 30 when you utter the magic word, ‘Pyrmont’, 1800 700 700, pyrmontfestival.com

QLD 
Rated as one of Australia’s top family hotels, the Gold
Coast’s Paradise Resort has a last-minute offer that include accommodation,
breakfast, and unlimited entry to Dreamworld, Whitewater World and the resort’s
own Zone 4 Kids waterpark and kids’ club, which caters for kids from 0-12
years. Book now to travel till May 31 to get savings of more than $500. Costs
from $995 for a family (2 adults, 2 kids to 12 years), 1800 074 111, paradiseresort.com.au
TAS
Tap into happening Hobart with the state’s top concierge,
Selina Spowart, at one of Tasmania’s most glam properties, the Islington Hotel.
Stay three nights for the price of two on midweek stays (Mon-Thurs). Includes
full brekky, a non-alcoholic minibar, wi-fi. Costs $740 a room, (03) 6220 2123, islingtonhotel.com
VICTORIA 
You’d avoid the
continental bakeries of St Kilda in summer – imbibing those lusciously rich
old-world towers of cream and cake would absolutely show in the bikini. But
it’s winter, and no one will ever know. Explore Luna Park and the St Kilda Sea
Baths while holed up at rock-star digs, The Prince of Wales hotel, with its
newly relaunched Circa restaurant. The hotel is offering a free upgrade to a
deluxe room, with breakfast and wi-fi, on stays before July 31. Normally $390 a
night, for just $175, (03), 9536 111, theprince.com.au

VIC
Rejoice, winter is kicking in and that means it’s time to
head to the Alps, plait your hair and pray for snow. Hotham Alpine Resort’s new
Family Ski Week package saves you 30 percent and includes ski-in/ski-out
accommodation at a three-bed chalet at the Hotham Heights Chalet, a five-day
lift pass and five group lessons or half days at the Kids Snowzone. Full price
from $1027 for adults, $881 for kids. Travel June 9-18 and August 31- September
30, costs from $867 for adults, $796 for kids, based on 10 share, 1800 468
426, hotham.com.au
WA
Our Kylie’s scribbled on the guestbook, so El Questro’s
Homestead, in the remote Kimberley region, is genuinely swank, indeed. The
Chamberlain suite is named after the rushing river below, where crocodiles
play, their eyes glimmering in the torchlight. Stay five nights, pay for four.
The deal includes all meals and drinks. Add a Bungle Bungle and Lake Argyle
scenic flight for $560 a person. Book before October 30, stay September 1 –
October 20. Costs from $4855 a person, twin share, 1800 044 066, travel-associates.com.au

INTERNATIONAL


USA
Get a
night on the house when you stay at the Mandarin Oriental’s newest hotel in Atlanta,
which celebrates its opening with a free night when you stay three. Set in the
boutique shopping enclave of Buckshead, save $290 until September 1. Costs from
$583 for three nights, 1800 123 693, mandarinoriental.com
ABU DHABI
Gallop into the desert on your Arabian steed at the new Sir Bani Yas Stables, set beside the Desert Islands Resort & Spa, in the Western
Region of Abu Dhabi. Stay five nights at the resort until June 30 and
get 35 percent off your room rate, includes breakfast. Normally $930, costs
$605 for five nights, +66 (0) 2365 9111, anantara.com
ITALY
See Italy on go-slow
when you pedal your trusty pushies through the north-west, stopping at Verona,
Vicenza and Venice. UTracks is offering a free accommodation upgrade worth $150
to 3-4 star hotels on its eight-day self-guided Backroads to Venice cycling tour. Book by May 31, travel by
December 31, includes breakfasts, 27-speed bikes, a cruise on Lake Garda and
accommodation. Costs $1190 a person, UTracks, 1300 303 368, utracks.com
INDIA
Private jets are sooo passé: but a private train? Now
you’re talking. India’s first private train, The Indian Maharaja, rolls grandly
across the sub-continent from Mumbai to Delhi, stopping to see giant paintings
of the Buddha, lake palaces and tigers in the jungle. In between, you can hail
the butler, go to the spa or even hit the gym. Yes, it stops at the Taj Mahal,
too. Book by May 31 to save up to 13 percent off fares between October 1 2012–April
30 2013. Costs from $3778 plus taxes, (02) 9211 6590, uniquetourism.com
EGYPT
A century ago, British archaeologist Howard Carter opened
the Pharaoh Tutankhamen’s tomb, unleashing a wave of Egyptomania across the
world. Celebrate in the Valley of the Kings with a tour departing September 5.
The 17-night tour includes four nights on a Nile cruise, with visits to Luxor’s
West Bank, the Pyramids at Giza, Alexandria and the dramatic Abu Simbel, with
your own Egyptologist on hand. Also includes flights from Sydney with Etihad
Airways. Save $500 a couple, now costs $5345 a person, 1300 135 871, benchinternational.com.au
TOURWATCH: CHILE
& BOLIVIA
Walk
the driest desert in the world, Chile’s Atacama desert, across the Bolivian altiplano
and over the border into the Bolivian silver city of Potosi in an 11-day
‘travesia’. In your travels, you’ll trek across the Salar de Uyuni, the largest
and highest salt flat in the world, and stay in the oasis of San Pedro de
Atacama. Explore volcanos, geothermal plains and lagoons on a nomadic,
high-altitude journey across the Andes with just five other experienced
travellers and your guide. The tours include 4WD travel, accommodation in beautiful
traditional explora camps, all meals and drinks and guiding. Travel between May
and November, costs from $4871 a person twin share, from travel agents, +56
2395 2800, explora.com

Trunk calls; night of the long noses in Bali

Room with a view.

It’s been a while since I’ve been woken up by an elephant. The last time was in the wilds of Kenya, when a massive bull elephant was busily ripping the forest outside my safari tent.

The second time was last night, and the location is central Bali. This time, however, the elephant was tethered, and it woke me by clanking its chain over and over again. Finally, risking being called a nuisance journalist who complains about everything (‘the birdsong is too loud in the morning!’), I rang reception who said they would immediately contact their mahout on call. Two minutes later: peaceful elephant, peaceful journalist.

Taro Elephant Safari Park is home to 30 Sumatran elephants, the world’s smallest elephant. However, they’re still seriously big beasts, and the view from my lodge room was of eight elephants, busily eating, snoozing and peeing, which sounds like a burst fire hydrant. The brief spurt of clanking aside, it was surprisingly quiet, sleeping beside eight elephants, save the occasional long, nasal snort.

Hats off to founders Nigel and Yanie Mason, who not only rescued the elephants from devastated landscapes and logging camps, but also envisaged such ideas as stepping out of your room and into a teak elephant seat, atop an elephant headed out for a night safari beneath the stars. A beautiful park and a wonderful chance to meet happy, healthy pachyderms.

Death becomes her: happy Balinese villages

A happy gong player in a cremation
ceremony, Tabanan.

We were pottering through the loveliest little village in west Bali when suddenly the street was blocked by a procession of about 100 people.

The procession was led by women in beautiful costumes bearing offerings, men playing gong (gamelan), a stick bearer and lots of folk walking behind them.

It was a pretty procession, and I wound down the window of my car and took plenty of pretty photographs. Everyone smiled and waved, happy to be snapped.

The procession finally finished and we started on our way again, and I asked Nata, my guide, what the occasion was.

“It was a cremation ceremony,” he explained.

But they all seemed so happy!

Words don’t describe beautiful Bali

Today, I was schlepping around the tourist-plagued Tanah Lot, a Hindu temple perched on a rock in the Tabenan regency, in west Bali. Avoiding the crowds that descend on the temple at sunset, it was still busy mid-afternoon, with a surprisingly large number of Indonesian tourists, out for a perve at their craziest island.

A schoolgirl from Jakarta stopped and asked me if she could take a photo of me for her English school project. No worries, I said. Her friends jumped in the photo, and so did their teacher, and the photographer snapped away with everyone’s cameras.

“Indonesians from Jakarta and other parts of the country like to come here to see the tourists,” explained my guide, Nata. “They go down to Kuta beach to photograph them and tell their friends back at home they met a foreigner.”

“What, in all their bikinis and Bintang beer t-shirts?” I asked. We giggled. Then a bloke walked past: bald, fat, grey goatee, a scrawl of tatts on both calves and a singlet that read: ‘Give me head until I’m dead: Bali’. I did not take a photo.

Twenty reasons to visit Fiji

From white-water rafting to spa treatments, these are the top 20 reasons to visit Fiji.

Castaway Island Resort in the Mamanuca Islands.
Castaway Island Resort in the Mamanuca Islands.

From white-water rafting to spa treatments, these are the top 20 reasons to visit Fiji.

1 Diving

The Great Astrolabe Reef is the world’s fourth-largest
barrier reef and curls around the sparsely populated southern island of
Kadavu. Snorkellers can cruise the reef’s coral gardens and divers can
swim with eagle and manta rays, turtles and wrasse and ogle the reef’s
drop-offs. Stay at the simple thatch bures of Matava dive resort (matava.com).
Astrolabe’s rival for the title of best diving, the Great Sea Reef, is
known locally as Cakaulevu. Off the northern island of Vanua Levu, the
reef was little explored before 2004 and is home to green turtles and
spinner dolphins. The closest resort is Nukubati. nukubati.com.

2 Sigatoka river and cave safaris

It’s a jet-boat safari, yet it’s also a great cultural
adventure. Take a 15-kilometre journey up the rich, green Sigatoka
Valley to visit one of 15 Fijian villages to learn of local customs and
legends on the Sigatoka River safari. There’s a kava ceremony at the
village chief’s bure, followed by lunch and traditional singing and
dancing. Costs from $140.80 adults, $69 children. The newest tour from
the same gang is the Off-Road Cave safari, which visits Fiji’s largest
cave system, Naihehe Cave, once the home of a cannibal tribe. Costs from
$131 for adults, $60 for children. Both tours depart from Sigatoka, 70
kilometres south of Nadi on the Coral Coast, and pick up from Nadi or
Coral Coast resorts, twice daily, Monday to Saturday. sigatokariver.com.

3 Mei-meis (Fijian nannies)

Cultural show ... Fijian fire-walking.
Cultural show … Fijian fire-walking.
Photo: Alamy

Fijians are renowned for their love of kids and every
hotel caters for them (save a handful of exclusive, adults-only
retreats) without busting your budget. Top kid-friendly hotels include
Outrigger on the Lagoon, which has 30 mei-meis (nannies), great for
families with babies, while Holidays with Kids magazine’s latest survey
found the top three family-friendly resorts are Shangri-La’s Fijian
Resort & Spa, Yanuca Island, the Naviti Resort, Coral Coast and
Plantation Island. shangri-la.com; warwicknaviti.com; plantationisland.com.

4 Fire-walking

Who knew that there are two types of fire-walking in
Fiji, not the commonly known one? There’s the indigenous Fijian
tradition of walking over hot stones and the Hindu purification ritual
of walking on ashes and charcoal. Fijian fire-walking can be seen during
cultural shows at many resorts across the country or at the Arts
Village in Suva, and Suva’s Mariamma Temple holds a South Indian ritual,
Trenial, featuring fire-walking, in July or August each year.

5 South sea pearls

At the top of your Fiji souvenir list should be South Sea
pearls, which come in a rainbow of colours from soft creams to
pearlescent greys. You’ll find earrings and necklaces at the big
souvenir shops such as Tappoo (tappoo.com.fj) or Jacks (jacksfiji.com)
but also from the lady sellers at most resorts. There’s also a daily
craft market in the centre of Nadi and Suva’s craft market runs every
day except Sundays. If you’re in Savusavu, be sure to visit the black
pearl farm J. Hunter Pearls for farm tours and shopping. pearlsfiji.com.

6 Tribal belonging

Maybe you never felt you belonged: maybe you belong in a
Fijian tribe in a cross-cultural social experiment. Spend a week or more
on Vorovoro island with the people of this remote community, helping
with sustainable community tourism projects that aim to bring positive
change. tribewanted.com.

7 Tropical spas

The award-winning Bebe Spa Sanctuary at the Outrigger on
the Lagoon is built high on a hilltop and looks over the main island’s
Coral Coast. The spa treatments use Pevonia and Pure Fiji spa products
and Bebe’s warm seashell massage is worth the journey south ($126/hour).
The founder of Pure Fiji, Daniel Anania, lists among his favourite spas
Spa Denarau at Denarau Marina, Harmony Spa at the Radisson Blu Hotel
and the InterContinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa as well as Bebe Spa. bebespafiji.com; radissonblu.com/resort-fiji; intercontinental.com.

8 Pure Fiji

Fiji’s own spa brand, Pure Fiji, puts into a jar all the
reasons we love to visit Fiji – papaya, coconut milk, pineapple and
kaffir lime – the scents of a tropical paradise. Bestsellers are the
coconut hydrating lotion and coconut sugar rub: the orange
blossom-scented rub is a winner. Find the products at the Pure Fiji spa
in Suva or at the airport on the way home. If you happen to be in Suva
on a Saturday, you can buy the products discounted at their factory
outlet. purefiji.com.

9 Rugby

Rugby is Fiji’s third religion and the locals are
obsessed. Almost every village has a team. Teams from the outer islands
compete in the Island Zone Championship in Suva every August, while the
beloved Farebrother-Sullivan challenge pits provincial teams against
each other from September 1 to October 13. Fijians go crazy supporting
their own province.

10 Blue lagoon

Children of the ’80s, remember when Brooke Shields rose
out of the crystalline waters in the 1980 shipwreck movie Blue Lagoon?
It was filmed on Turtle Island, in the Yasawas, a string of islands
north of the Mamanucas in western Fiji. Widely regarded as having the
best beaches in Fiji, they’re connected by inter-island flights, fast
catamaran and multi-day, languid Blue Lagoon cruises. Yasawa and Turtle
islands are home to two of Fiji’s top resorts, with a high
beach-per-guest ratio. bluelagooncruises.com; yasawa.com; turtlefiji.com.

11 Tropical golf courses

There’s nothing more delightful than dropping a
hole-in-one on a beautifully landscaped, tropical green. Fiji offers a
few green gems, including the home of the Fiji Open, the Natadola golf
course, designed by famed Fijian golfer Vijay Singh, Denarau Golf and
Racquet Club, and Pacific Harbour’s tough Pearl Champion course,
designed by Robert Trent Jones jnr, which has held eighth ranking
worldwide in the past. natadolabay.com; denaraugolf.fiji-golf.net; thepearlsouthpacific.com.

12 Kokoda

Fiji has two main cuisines – indigenous Fijian and Fijian
Indian. Fijian Indian is heavy on the rice, spice and chilli, and
indigenous Fijian features plenty of seafood and is easy on the spice.
Kokoda is the Fijian take on cerviche, a divine dish of local fish
marinated in lemon juice and coconut milk. Time your visit to include
lovo night in the hotels, where food is cooked in an underground oven.
Otherwise, try Indigo, at Port Denarau, which serves Indian fusion as
well as indigenous Fijian, or Sky Top, on the rooftop of Ohana
restaurant (Queens Rd, Martintar). If you’re self-catering, get down to
the morning produce markets, held in all the main towns, including Nadi,
Suvasuva and Suva, or just stop along the roadside to buy freshly
caught prawns, mud crabs or fish. Also, pineapple, papaya and mangoes
are plentiful when in season.

13 The Mamanucas

Castaway, Treasure, Beachcomber and Bounty islands: the
Mamanuca Islands are total showponies (literally: the Tom Hanks movie
Cast Away was filmed on Modriki). This handful of islands is beloved of
day trippers with good reason: the diving, snorkelling and surfing are
world class and busy Beachcomber has the reputation of Fiji’s top party
island. Lying west of Nadi, the islands are easily reached by boat from
Denarau Marina; South Sea Cruises does most of the day trips. ssc.com.fj.

14 Kula Eco Park

Get up close and personal with Fiji’s rare and endangered
animals in this environmental haven near Sigatoka, on the Coral Coast.
It’s a great stop for kids, with fruit bats, iguanas, an array of
rainbow-coloured parrots including the flashy Kadavu red-breasted musk
parrot, and the fluffy orange dove. It’s
also a pram-friendly set-up. fijiwild.com.

15 Glamour digs

Make no mistake: while Fiji loves its reputation as a
family getaway, its 333 islands hide deeply glamorous resorts sought out
by the international jet set. Mel Gibson owns an island in the Lau
group, and TV bachelorettes hang out at Anthony Robbins’s luxury Namale
Island. Dolphin Island was the private island of the owner of New
Zealand’s top lodge, Huka Lodge, but has been opened to guests – it can
be home to just four couples or one lucky family – and the new,
adults-only Tadrai Island Resort, which is just a chopper ride from Nadi
in the Mamanucas, has just five villas with their own plunge pools and
butler service. namaleresort.com; dolphinislandfiji.com; tadrai.com.

16 Sigatoka Dunes

When the sun is shining, why stay inside? The prehistoric
sites excavated at Sigatoka Sand Dunes give a glimpse into Fijian
history without having to trek through a museum, and you get to stretch
your legs, too. Archaeological digs are still turning up stone tools and
the area is one of the largest burial sites in the Pacific. You may
even catch sight of Fiji’s national rugby team, which trains down here.

17 Real ecotourism

Jean-Michel Cousteau Resort, on the northern island of
Vanua Levu, is home to Johnny Singh, Fiji’s first marine biologist.
Cousteau, an explorer and oceanographer, set his small resort away from
the bustle of the main island and it has won several awards for its
ecotourism projects. The family-friendly five-star resort has set the
benchmark for other Fijian resorts to follow, featuring organic gardens,
rainwater harvesting and edible landscaping without compromising on
comfort. fijiresort.com.

18 Island-hopping

In Fiji, “day tripping” doesn’t mean hours in a car, it
means lying on the deck of a yacht, smelling the sea breeze, seafood
banquets and snorkelling stops. Charter a private yacht and choose your
course or join a cruise to, say, Tivua Island on the tall ship Ra Marama
and spend the day snorkelling, glass-bottom boating, kayaking or
chilling on the beach in Fiji style. fijisafari.com; captaincook.com.fj.

19 World-class surfing

Most surfers head for the Mamanuca islands to hit the
waves – the permanent six-metre wave Cloudbreak, off the coast of
Tavarua, is a Fijian legend, and reigning world champion Kelly Slater
describes nearby Restaurants as “one of the most perfect waves that I
have ever surfed”. Taravua will host the Volcom Fiji Pro, featuring the
top pro surfers, from June 3 to 15. Off the south coast of the main
island, you’ll find little Beqa Island is home to the challenging
left-handed reef break Frigates, and Sigatoka Beach’s Sand Dunes stand
out on the Coral Coast.

20 White-water rafting

Fiji’s lagoons are brilliant for sea kayaking and the
waterways through its mangroves let you explore these mysterious
ecosystems. The local guides of Rivers Fiji take groups river-rafting
through the forests and past highland villages on the main island and
sea kayaking out to Benq Island, renowned for its fire-walkers and
surfing. riversfiji.com.

Source: Sun Herald newspaper

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