About this time, people, I should be telling you what the weather is like in Noosa, in sunny Queensland. Apparently, it’s sunny and 29. But all I can give you an eyewitness account for is Melbourne, where after yesterday’s 40-degree scorcher, the mercury is climbing steadily…

When calling the airline to book to another flight, I was told the reason was ‘operational difficulties’. And then I noticed on the website a little notice that says, “Flight times do not form part of your contract of carriage with us. The airline does not guarantee it will be able to carry you and your Baggage in accordance with the date and time of the flights specified.”

Hello? This is an airline. A transport company. Their sole purpose is to get you from A to B. And yet they don’t guarantee it.

Nice one, JetNostar.