I should be winging my way to Toronto instead of sitting here blogging in rainy Melbourne, dammit.

The plan was to cruise the Artic circle on the Clipper Adventurer, but I’m not going anymore because my ship hit a rock. Happily, no-one was hurt, but the ship won’t be repaired in time for our polar cruise to go ahead.

Next report from the Mornington Peninsula’s Safety Beach, instead of Greenland…